oh man

um excuse me??

apparently i like to make an ass out of myself when i drink.
regarding the post previous to this:

yikes.

also see: UM..LOSER and: lame.


i stole a "bad finger" cd from a limo driver.
i fell on the restroom floor, and sat there for a long while.
i told some dude that i didn't care what his face looked like, but that the only factor that mattered were the buttons on his button down.
i lied to some guy and told him that i was half asian, and half italian/hawaian.
i broke a few glasses at a bar, then decided to throw them at william [the guy who bought our drinks all night.] or [the scum bag who told karin he was going to "shove" his toungue down my throat] ha. NO DICE SIR. NO DICE.

i also convinced some lame girls that kathy was the new helmut lang model. and that her ad's would be released in 6 months.

i smoked ciggarettes all night. fucking gross.

i've also written a pretty lame post. i guess the only thing to do now is kill myself.

and by kill myself, i mean, laugh at myself.

i felt bad today when i called him to apologize for being drunk, and dramatic. i did miss him though. i do miss him. perhaps we'll try this thing out. im being worn down. does that make sense?

this trip was good. i'll return tomarrow. with many tales and adventures.

man, keep computers away from drunk people. that would prolly be the best thing to do.